Tony Soprano Gives Me Advice on Living

I cannot recommend dysphagia.
Who woulda thunk that this acid reflux
could become such a pain in my tuchus.
Most mornings I wake
feeling like I swallowed a balloon
and someone is trying to inflate it.
Most mornings I wake up depressed.
Am I depressed because my body is falling apart,
or is my body falling apart because I’m depressed?