Joel Osteen’s Inner Monologue

Poetry

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Fucking goddamn son-of-a-bitch
cunty Cumberbitch bass-ackward bumble-fuck,
tits-up fish-snatched dumpster-slut
cluster-fucked cum-drunk gutter-cunt
gang-raped ass-frothed shit-utaunt,
pissing dick-suck mother fucking Jesus-twat,
cock gobbling Christ-gaped wank-a-thon,
bastardized anal-fisted jizz-worship,
whore-some prayer-maggot
shit-dipped sewer-scabbed queef-swaddle,
prick-praised pedophile-priest…