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Joel Osteen’s Inner Monologue
Poetry
Fucking goddamn son-of-a-bitch
cunty Cumberbitch bass-ackward bumble-fuck,
tits-up fish-snatched dumpster-slut
cluster-fucked cum-drunk gutter-cunt
gang-raped ass-frothed shit-utaunt,
pissing dick-suck mother fucking Jesus-twat,
cock gobbling Christ-gaped wank-a-thon,
bastardized anal-fisted jizz-worship,
whore-some prayer-maggot
shit-dipped sewer-scabbed queef-swaddle,
prick-praised pedophile-priest pussy,
taint-teased testicle scar,
numbnutted sex-shorn pornbot apostle-sperm,
transphobic-tantrum-fiend spunk-fed schmegma-cream,
rim-jobbed glamor-hole,
hymen-hymned hypno-bum
glory-tongue hunger-sack pre-cummed
blood-shaft,
Jesus-suck Jesus-fuck
Money money money grab
peasant pedorasty nasty-lice-proseltyze
preordained-cumstained sweater vest
toothy-thot catheter-cunt,
prophet profit fraudster-huck,
millionaire mile-an-hour waste of a fuck.
