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Is Poetry Little Penis Energy?
What the poets of the world are trying to tell us
The best way to tell the world you have a small penis, is to write poetry.
Of all the art forms out there, nothing caters to a desire to make up for small stature quite like a poem, which has to usually utilize the smallest possible combination of words to try and make the biggest impact. Naturally, the small penis crowd is drawn to this art, because they have this innate understanding. All their lives they’ve wanted to prove themselves capable of pleasing someone with their limited physicality.
“I just made you shiver, in as little as three words. Imagine what I can do to you with three inches,” said the poet.
Becoming a poet, is the ultimate small penis club. It’s a competition for who can please the most people with the least amount of page space. William Shakespeare was rumored to have a micro penis. Now, he’s one of the most famous poets who ever lived, having written more sonnets than some people have ever had tacos. Shakespeare paved the way for the unfortunately endowed. He showed the tiny-peckered among us that they are not alone. That they too could achieve greatness, and make lovers swoon.
Poetry was oral sex before oral sex was universally acceptable. Before the pornography age, poetry was word…
