SATIRE

I Kidnapped Howie Mandel

Here is a list of my demands

Screenshots of Tik Tok, 2020

Well, I thought I could keep my master plan a secret for at least a few weeks, but it turns out the conspiracy theory sleuths of the online community, using clues subversively planted by my clever captive, were just too smart for me. You got me, folks. I accept defeat. This week, I kidnapped Howie Mandel.