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How to Have Safe Sex With a Demon
A step-by-step guide
5 min readJul 31, 2020
Dost thou wish to live deliciously? Before you answer, have you ever been to a petting zoo, and found yourself wanting to strike up conversation with the goats? As if, maybe the goats have this whole life thing figured out? Ask yourself this then: have goats ever paid taxes? And why are they so horny?
