Dogs Invented Social Media
Mark Zuckerberg stole the idea from canines
3 min readFeb 19, 2022
My dog gets depressed when he doesn’t get to go on his walk. He’ll simply lay in his crate, or curl up on the couch, and cast his sad eyes in my direction for hours at a time, attempting to guilt trip me into retrieving his leash from its hook by the door and uttering the magic words he longs to hear. I realized the other day that this has next…