Dogs Invented Social Media

Mark Zuckerberg stole the idea from canines

Jay Sizemore

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Photo by Jamie Street on Unsplash

My dog gets depressed when he doesn’t get to go on his walk. He’ll simply lay in his crate, or curl up on the couch, and cast his sad eyes in my direction for hours at a time, attempting to guilt trip me into retrieving his leash from its hook by the door and uttering the magic words he longs to hear. I realized the other day that this has next…

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Jay Sizemore

Provocative truth teller, author of APNEA & Ignore the Dead. Cat dad. Dog dad. Husband. Currently working from Portland, Oregon. Learn more at: Jaysizemore.com.