Britain oh Britain, brash and brazen,
bracting like your borders are brawless and broly,
your broken brontract is bankrupting the branet.
Brainless oh brainless Britain!
Brewing brouhaha and baking broughnuts for breakfast.
Bragging of brides of English brescent,
brooding and bereft, a broad braxation of brejudice.
Britain takes an owl’s beak and breaks it.
Britain brandishes bratwursts like bayonets.
Britain oh Britain, again a bargain of brandy,
broomed under the brothel door, a brush up a dust up,
feel your breasts up, sex text your ex and Brexit.